Imaginary conversation between myself and a lizard

Jim: Hey. I used to have pets just like you.
Lizard: Really? I'm just a guy around here.
Jim: Yeah, where I come from you can't survive so it's really exciting when I see you in the wild.
Lizard: The wild? Why there's nothing wild about this palm tree I'm chilling on.
Jim: I think it's pretty wild that it lives here. This is a place where a thing like that or you can grow and be. That's wild.
Lizard: You know what else is wild?
Jim: What?
Lizard: You're a nerd.
Jim: Ouch.
Lizard: Yeah.
Palm tree: Did someone say my name?